lørdag 3. desember 2011

Motel 6, Atlanta, Georgia, USA - desember 2011

Bidragsyter kommenterer:
"Denne er fra Atlanta. Det er bare såvidt man kan ane en brett her, heller semre greier. Det er tydelig byen ikke er kommet på fote igjen etter at Sherman rullet gjennom i 1864. Dette aktualiserer dog spørsmålet om hvordan en slik plass kunne få sommer-OL i 1996!"

Ja hvordan kunne de det... Komiker Jeff Foxworthy hadde noen tanker rundt det:

"Greetings y'all

And welcome all you danged foreigners from other nations

Dear lord be with our guests and prepare them

For the butt whopping they are about to receive


The olympics in georgia

God you know we're gonna screw that up

I guarantee you

When they let those doves go at the opening ceremony

There are gonna be guys in the parking lot with shotguns

And we will not have a flame

That big without a pig on it i guarantee

Some fat guy going

"danged good barbecue top of them stairs up there

They ain't got no hand rail be careful"

Hell the olympic rings will be five old tires nailed together

See that's my fear they're gonna get the list of events

They gonna have no idea what half this stuff is suppose to be

Like for fencing they'll be giving people bailing wire and sheet metal

There probably have to cancel water polo after

The first two or three horses drown

I tell you instead of discus throwing

They'll be flinging ford hubcaps

And you know they haven't even thought about it

But the river they're having the kayak races

On is the same river they filmed Deliverance at

That ought to add a whole degree of difficulty shouldn't it?

'cause if Ned Batty couldn't make it down

That thing a french man in a pair of biker pants ain't got a chance"

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